The Inner Machinations of My Mind are an Enigma

LIFE HACK

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:14:51 -0400

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:01:10 -0400

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:28:20 -0400

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

hi anne! lol

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:48:35 -0400

Lol, hi Randy! :D

psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:54:53 -0400

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

gazzymouse: gazzymouse: This is it boys, this is...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:53:21 -0400

gazzymouse:

gazzymouse:

This is it boys, this is war…

Appropriate self-reblog for Mother’s Day

rneerkat: “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:12:09 -0400

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

one-hamburger: Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:02:51 -0400

one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:41:25 -0400

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:59:34 -0400

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:56:04 -0400

your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: ...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:42:31 -0400

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

justprisonersoflove: whose idea was it to end this show

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:12:52 -0400

justprisonersoflove:

whose idea was it to end this show

sevenfistingpencils: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: okamiammytera...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:47:09 -0400

sevenfistingpencils:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

okamiammyterasu:

leucrotta:

theginnytohisharry:

loverdosis:

bluekulele:

MO CLICK THIS

THIS

THIS IS

THE BEST EARGASM I’VE EVER HAD OOOHHHHH

OH MY GOOOOOOD.

You know I always wondered if these two songs would go together

Answer: yes

THIS IS INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT

MY TWO FAVORITE BANDS IN ONE SONG ADKHADLGHA

Is there someone out there who can maybe switch the audio files around to where it’s the music from FOB and the lyrics from Panic! ?

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 01:46:00 -0400

fartgallery: 4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:33:12 -0400

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

how to get the d i think i don’t want it anymore

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:05:39 -0400

how to get the d

i think i don’t want it anymore

iamabelincolnforreal: These were honestly the most interesting...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:35:56 -0400

iamabelincolnforreal:

These were honestly the most interesting and hilarious posts that I have read on Tumblr.

i am laughing hysterically in my head right now.

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:58:16 -0400

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

thehyrulehistorian: In Hyrule you don’t just say “I love you”, you say “Hyahhh grunt HIYAHH hutt...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 03:40:44 -0400

thehyrulehistorian:

In Hyrule you don’t just say “I love you”, you say “Hyahhh *grunt* HIYAHH hutt ghyaat HIUAAAAAAHHHHH” which roughly translates to “I would break all the pots in Hyrule to gain your love” and I think that’s beautiful.

The Inner Machinations of My Mind are an Enigma

LIFE HACK

snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

hi anne! lol

psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that...

gazzymouse: gazzymouse: This is it boys, this is...

rneerkat: “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

one-hamburger: Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

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your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: ...

justprisonersoflove: whose idea was it to end this show

sevenfistingpencils: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: okamiammytera...

Photo

fartgallery: 4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

how to get the d i think i don’t want it anymore

iamabelincolnforreal: These were honestly the most interesting...

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

thehyrulehistorian: In Hyrule you don’t just say “I love you”, you say “Hyahhh *grunt* HIYAHH hutt...

thehyrulehistorian: In Hyrule you don’t just say “I love you”, you say “Hyahhh grunt HIYAHH hutt...