If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
This is it boys, this is war…
Appropriate self-reblog for Mother’s Day
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
whose idea was it to end this show
MO CLICK THIS
THIS
THIS IS
THE BEST EARGASM I’VE EVER HAD OOOHHHHH
OH MY GOOOOOOD.
You know I always wondered if these two songs would go together
Answer: yes
THIS IS INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT
MY TWO FAVORITE BANDS IN ONE SONG ADKHADLGHA
Is there someone out there who can maybe switch the audio files around to where it’s the music from FOB and the lyrics from Panic! ?



